While I’m putting together this post I am waist-deep in hour 2 of The Bachelorette finale. Yep. I’m just wading through the deeeep dark trenches of very tan and sculpted people saying I love you to strangers. Did you watch? Were you satisfied? Every dang year I tell myself I’m not going to watch this freaking show and every dang year I am watching these finales that are nine years long and I don’t know how I got here again. How do you do it, Bachelor franchise, you addictive sorceress? What is this spell you cast on me? I just can’t help myself. I believe Chris Harrison when he tells me it will be the most dramatic season ever and I can’t deal with the FOMO of not being in on it. Oh, reality TV. What a time to be alive.
Now, are you prepared for a solid blog post transition? I’m gonna hit you with it. Ready? While little may be real on The Bachelorette, what IS real is my affection for this comfy dress and flats combo. (Nailed it.) I love comfort in a sassy package and this outfit has all of it. So, outfit. Will you accept this rose? (I HAD TO, YOU KNOW I DID.)