Guys, this shirt makes me want to lick my own shirt. It’s like sherbet on sherbet. Also it’s SO soft, so I want to lick it and snuggle it. I’m pretty much in a relationship with it I like it so much. Like, I LIKE like it. It’s getting serious too. I would probably wear it exclusively if that wasn’t frowned upon out there in society. Not that me and my delicious shirt care about society, our love it too strong to be suppressed by the judgments of the outside world.
Okay, ya. I love this shirt so much it’s weird. Hey though, speaking of sherbet, anybody wanna go get some sherbet?