Yes. That is what you wear when you are 37 weeks pregnant. Or pajamas. All the pajamas. Also, full disclosure, the heels only stayed on for about 3 seconds after these pictures were taken and replaced with flats. Let’s just keep it real.
What’s it like to wear clothes for normal-sized people these days, anyway? I have been dressing a basketball-body for so long now I can’t seem to remember, so tell me everything. I especially want to hear about the part where you can button your skinny jeans as they were intended and not with the harness you fashioned out of industrial rubber bands. That used to be my favorite.