Hi blog. I think I forgot to tell you that I am pregnant. Again! A baby machine!
In relation, today I find out if it is a boy or a girl I’ve been carrying around for these 20 weeks. Therefore, I am currently consumed with plotting how I shall announce the gender to the world. I have two ideas thus far:
1. Releasing a blue or pink smoke signal from from my back porch à la the Pope.
2. Putting a blue or pink piece of paper on an easel at the bottom of Old Main on campus because if there is anyone who is just like Kate Middleton, it’s me. Also, that building is pretty much the closest thing I’ve got to Buckingham Palace, you know, in Central Pennsylvania. The thing is, if I choose this method I will be needing a solid trumpet player with a royal guard costume, so, if you know anybody…
However, while each idea is solid and I am totally capable of following through with them, I suppose I should tell you that it’s also likely that I will probably just tweet it and then go get a donut and take a nap because making babies makes me tired.
So, readers near and far, gird your loins, because later today I shall send the tweet heard ’round the world!!!!! (Or don’t. I’ll pry just tell you on here tomorrow so if you just want to come back then, that’d be fine.)
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