You guys, I just gotta say, a good maxi skirt is EVERYTHING.
My arguments for this distinction are sound. I put them in bullet points:
You can wear it with any breadth or depth of leg hair.
You can sit in it with your knees and ankles no where near each other and still be considered a lady.
They are exceptionally roomy. If you were real innovative, you could very easily fashion some sort of Diet Coke/Kit-Kat holster that could go under there and no one would know about it. Then, you could have snacks in Sunday school, which, out of all the schools, makes me the HUNGRIEST.
It could probably save you money if you wore it to the movie. Just think, all you’d have to do is put your husband under there and that sucker could get in for free. However, he would have to buy his own treats once he is in, since, there is only so much room in the holster and I’m not so keen on splitting up my Kit-Kats.
Like I said, ALL HAIL THE MAXI SKIRT.
Also, did I mention I think they are cute and comfy? Well, sure, there’s always that, too.